I Thoroughly Dislike Brazilians... Not the People... the Wax.. I am Sure the People are Great

Off to Mexico... not a care in the world... well almost not a care, just that dang bikini line.  I didn' want to care about my inner thigh when I am strolling the beach in Mexico, or be embarrassed by than inevitable razor burn while lounging by the pool, so I developed a plan... wax it.

Sure I had heard the horror stories like an inability to walk without pain, inability to endure the procedure without screaming/cursing, bad reactions, but I had this... so I thought.

We won't go into the gory details and I'll keep it simple.  It was awkward ( My waxer's husband ended up knowing myself and my husband. So she chatted about that in between rips), uncomfortable (it's kind of like naked yoga... only there is no serenity or relaxation and I am not bendy)  and frickin painful (Duh need I really explain this part?)

Well I SURVIVED!!!  No cussing, no yelling (Although I had to remind myself to breathe a few times)

Thoughts for the day;

1. I wonder if the Brazilians really invented this and if it was originally a form of torture? 

2. Is it like Chinese water torture? Did that really develop in China? 

3. Does our government have a room where they torture bad people using the Brazilian waxing method... if they don't, they may need to consider it.