So as I had mentioned, my
amazing hubby sent me to the nail salon to help me relax. ( I can’t help but wonder if he partly wanted
my crazy ass out of the house… either way I was beyond grateful for the
opportunity to focus on something else)
The nail salon was anything
but relaxing. Ugly hands down, the WORST
manicure I have ever had! First of all
the guy hummed the entire time, not a pretty hum, an off key breathy hum when
he would breathe out. (Did I mention he was breathing hard, so I could feel his
breathy hums all over my hands) When he
wasn’t breathing out he was sucking in and making spit noises like he was
trying to get something out of his teeth.
This went on for the entire hour that I was in his chair.
Right of the bat he
chopped my nails down to nubbins so I look like I have E.T. fingers. He also dug
under my thumb so hard it bled. (I have had people get rough with my nails, but
I have never had to actually say, OW!) He got a couple of OWs out of me.
To add insult to my very
literal injury. He painted my nails a color that I didn’t pick out! What the
heck!?!
Won’t be returning
there. At least it gave me a funny post
for my blog.
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