Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Master of Disaster

Lou is eating my house and home… no that was not a  typo she is not eating me OUT of house and home she is just plain eating it.
Austin is home for the next few months for a job and putting Lou in her kennel daily was making him feel bad. (He is turning into a softy in his old age!  She likes her kennel, she has been kennel trained since she was a puppy, the kennel thing worked for us…well Lou and I)
Here is how our out of kennel training is going…perhaps we should just call it Lou running a freaking muck in our house training..

Day 1:  Lou ate a mouse trap.  A plastic snap trap. Tiny plastic pieces everywhere.  I hope it snapped her!
Day 2:  Lou ate a pillow.
Day 3:  Lou ate an attachment for our vacuum. We have a Dyson… this is becoming an expensive lesson.
Day 4:  Lou eats another pillow. This one is a feather pillow so there are feathers EVERYWHERE.  The funny thing is Lou is extremely meticulous in her destruction.  She rips the pillow covers along the seam, then creates a very small opening (small as in no bigger than a quarter) in the pillow at the corner and apparently sucks the contents out of this very small hole. What?!?!?
Day 5:  Lou eats a plastic cup. Where did you even find the cup fur ball??? I don’t or didn’t think I had a cup like that.
Day 6:  Lou eats a cardboard box containing Austin’s new shirts he designed for work. She may have also eaten/pulled a string out of one of his new sweatshirts.

One would think that this little fur monster would be back in her kennel by now…

No way.  She has her daddy wrapped around her furry little finger. I blame it on her people eyes. 

She totally has people eyes!

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