Monsters

"Whoa! what have we here.... "

Not really the reaction you want your sono tech to have when viewing your insides.... ( I guess she really started with, "your uterine lining looks beautiful".... why thank you.)

"You seem to have one monster follicle...maybe".... sure as shit. There it is a ginormous black hole on the screen. So what exactly does this mean? Hell if anyone knows. It could be a follicle it could be a big ole cyst. It's technically developed too fast and is too large to be either, but it has to be one or the other.  Thank you body for yet another medical mystery!

My blood work didn't reveal any additional information so everything is completely up in the air. However, the mystery blob living on my ovary is big enough that if it is indeed a follicle we don't have time to trigger and/or inseminate. She would be releasing or preparing to release an egg now. (Yes, I give things a gender, he or she based on what I think.  I imagine a big old follicle or cyst as a she.. one big old bad "b" taking up all the hormones, running the "block" or in this case "ovary") (

What do we do about all of this? Nothing... ugh! We wait! AGAIN!

If we don't get pregnant this month, we take another sono to see if that bad beast shrunk. If she didn't, we have to take a month off.  I will definitely be calling her the "b" word if she doesn't disappear.  I can't imagine taking another month off.

Lucky me she isn't the only monster in my life right now.  We have MONSTER spiders all over our car port making MONSTER webs. Yuck.

We also have our 2nd MONSTER toad living in our garage. (I put the first one outside.  I thought maybe he was lost and I wanted to save him)  Apparently MONSTER toads make MONSTER poops. Which is incredibly disgusting.  Google it... seriously it can be pretty big....