I ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY LOVE having my husband home. What I do not love is getting up at the same time to use the same bathroom, which is our only bathroom, to get ready.
I had my routine down pat. I knew exactly how late I could wake up to still be ready on time. Austin has royally screwed this up. Normally, we can work around each other in the mornings, but there is one part of his daily routine that I REFUSE to enter the bathroom airspace after. Let's just say it starts with a "P" and rhymes with EWWW... (Hahaha get it?)
I also find it fascinating that he is not alone in this ritual. Apparently it is fairly common among men to spend a lengthy amount of time every day on this endeavor. I won't begin naming names. I think it's not fair for me to embarass anyone outside of my immediate family.. cough cough.. dad cough cough every other husband of every friend I have.
Seriously though. What part of that takes so long!?! Hello I have hair to curl and a face to put on!
The only thing I can come up with is that it really is one of the few times of day some people have to themselves, so I can sort of kind of see why they might drag it out.
I might see, but I still don't have time for that shit. ( Get it?? again? haha ) I have resorted to making it the most miserable time of the morning. I make sure I am singing, talking, qustioning and spying on him from right outside the door. Surely if it's not fun, it won't take so long. Right?
I know there are other ladies out there that could benefit from this important research. I will as always keep you posted!
Austin promised that once I'm pregnant, we will finish our house. I am definitely most excited about some day having a baby, but a future bathroom is coming in at a close second!
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